The Battle Against the Visorak Horde : 10

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normalman
13th Jan 2010, 8:47 PM

Blade's totally kickin' rad sword is done. And so are any problems he'll have fighting anyone ever for pretty much the whole rest of the story. It will be a slaughter.

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Guest
30th Nov 2016, 2:29 AM

If that's how he was going to claim the sword why didn't just lick it or do what wolves do and just pee on it? No one's going to look at the drops of blood and say, "Oh crap, it's his sword and we'd better run!'

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The THRILLING CONCLUSION

The Dude Abides
2nd Nov 2018, 4:37 AM

Yeah, it would have been more in keeping with his wolf heritage to piss on it, but cutting his finger shows how MANLY he is, because he's become a man, or rather, embraced the part of himself that was always a man, symbolising him successfully coming to terms with his heritage. It's a beautiful moment, one that I can appreciate, being a man of two heritages myself (though not to the extent he is, since my father wasn't an alien conqueror who availed himself of an available animal for sexual relief).

Oh man, the story has officially BEGUN!

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