Before you ask, no. I have no freakin' clue what they're talking about.
I would be angry at Chris for this horrible story, but i'm actually feeling sorry for him just because he is a grown man, and he knows THIS much about legos.
there was this bionicle comic lego published sometime back a decade or so ago (you got it along with lego magazine free if you signed up.) i actually remember the story referenced in this fic, its based on one of those old comics