Author--

Shut up Tails. Nobody likes you.

Users--

"You can't be a freedom fighter unless you can fight" "for freedom?" "no fuck that"

Did Tails get a name change too?

So apparently to Chris, in war, medical experience, engineering, or battle strategy is required, you just need to know how to swing a sword around.

From the way this story works i wouldn't have been surprised if he killed tails and left