You can read the story in its horrifying entirety at the link above. You can pick a paragraph at random from this juggernaut and see what I’m talking about.
Now, the first time I read this monstrosity I was just blown away. I’d been thinking of doing a webcomic to try and get some drawing skill, and doing tribute to this thing seemed as good an outlet as any other. I’ve been working on a comic adaptation of this story off-and-on for a couple of years now, and I’ve only scratched the very surface of this thing. I had the relative drawing talent of a fifth-grader when I started this, and it’s not much better now, but I won’t let something like that get in the way of destiny. I’m willing to see how far I can get this comic to go before I go completely mad.