Bladevash. Humanitarian; Guardian; Lawman.
Chaos Theory's chapter is sadly, half-over, but I'll take quality over quantity!
$1000 to orphans? Real generous there Mr. Most-Powerful-and-Richest-Wolf/Man in the universe. How will you ever spend the rest of it?
Surely giving orphans money is a sure way to pave their futures! Never mind the fact that kids just don't know how money works.
"Arrested the drunk bustards?"
So the orphans were being looked-after by birds, then?
Coming from Mr. Humber would this really surprise you?