W-wait! He doesn’t kill her instantly? How can this be? Could it be true that Bladevash has learned compassion? Empathy? He knows that lives besides his own have value? That every being on this earth is its own one-of-a-kind treasure?
Yes! He has become a new man/wolf/thing! This is a dawning of a new age of peace and justice! Oh wait, hang on. Let me check the story again…
… Okay. False alarm. He brutally kills her and everyone she’s ever met in about ten minutes. Never mind. (Thanks again to Kayla Nelson for the awesome guest art!)
"All right, I'll let you live this one time. But only because you are an exostential representation of my creator's secret crush in high school that made fun of him when the kids in the locker room showed her pictures of his wee wee."